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Here are the Top Ten Tips successful magicians seem to use
1 - Make up fake awards and claim to have won them.
2 - Get a good orange fake tan, shiny white fake teeth and hire models as assistants.
3 - Get the best routines everyone else is doing and add them to your act.
4 - In all PR claim to be #1 everything. (#1 Magician, #1 Comedy Act, #1 Entertainer)
5 - Fill your website with pictures of you with famous people.
6 - Make up great press quotes and reviews and add them to your site.
7 - Spend all of your spare money on a great website and GoogleAds.
8 - Set your fee at whatever budget the client has to spend (better to earn something than sit at home).
9 - If a better offer comes when you already have a gig, take the higher paying show instead.
10 - If anyone mentions another magician's name in your presence, trash-talk them as fast as possible.
